My roommates and I carved pumpkins.
I made this one.
Here it is with a candle.
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
panic! at the doorway
well at least someone closed the goddamn door
Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*
Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it
so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.
BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT
THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!
I like how Natasha always cares about other people’s safety before hers.