“It’s like a dirty thing, that I love Taco Bell so much. I cannot eat Taco Bell before midnight. It’s like a reverse Gremlins thing. It’s just so filthy that I can’t do it. It has to be under cover of darkness.” [x]
(Source: mayoneggg)
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
wish your girlfriend was hot like me
wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dylan as Stuart Twombly in The Internship. [new stills!] [x]
IS HE PLAYING QUIDDITCH. HE’S SO ADORABLE OH MY GOD.
I’ve done it
I’ve created the perfect hentai creature
Favorite movies» Love & Other Drugs (2010)
I used to worry a lot about who I’d be when I grew up. You know, like how much money I’d make or, umm, like some day I’d become some big deal. Sometimes, the thing you want most doesn’t happen. And sometimes, the thing you never expect does. Like giving up my job in Chicago and everything and deciding to stay and apply to med school. I don’t know. You meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed… forever.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the moment they censor anything not currently censored or change anything that changes my experience I am GONE
(Source: oprahsnipple)
there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm
but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™
